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Iowa Redneck Formula – Top Ten

RayGun had it right...
            RayGun had it right.
I’m sure there was a government grant to figure out a formula for whose home-town is more redneck than another. Who else would need to know or want to know? First, the dictionary defines redneck as: A white person who lives in a small town or in the country especially in the southern U.S., who typically has a working-class job, and who is seen by others as being uneducated and having opinions and attitudes that are offensive.” So if you are a person of color, I guess you can NOT be a redneck.  I’m pretty sure there’s plenty of outrage and offense for any and all subgroups in Iowa. Now the components that make a town more or less Red Neck:
  • Number of bars per city
  • Number of mobile home parks per capita
  • Number of tobacco stores per city
  • Number of places to get fishing gear
  • Number of guns and ammo stores per city
  • Walmarts, Golden Corrals, Bass Pro Shops, and dollar stores nearby
So according to the ‘science’ of Jeff Foxworthy and Red Green geeks, you might be a redneck if you live in:
  1. Fort Dodge
  2. Spirit Lake
  3. Denison
  4. Bloomfield
  5. West Liberty
  6. Missouri Valley
  7. Fort Madison
  8. Red Oak
  9. Maquoketa
  10. Osceola
Coming soon – the Snobbiest Cities in Iowa All data and info is from Road Snacks.    
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Tchotchke Index – Are you kidding ??

20150807_092842 Tchotchke,  pronounced  chach-ke.  It’s an appropriate time of year to contemplate the economic impact of the gifts we buy for the person who needs nothing. One of my favorite blogs – DemoMemo invented a Tchotchke Index. I love this blog, because, as we all know – Figures don’t lie, but liars can figure! You won’t believe the studies that have been done and conclusions drawn from them. Check it out- DemoMemo. First -consider what defines a tchotchke.  Some say a decorative item for the home. Some say cheap and tacky items displayed in the home. Bauble, bric-a-brac, curio, trinket, knickknack. No matter what you call them, we all have them,  we’ve all received them, we’ve all given them. But did you ever imagine that the economic health of our country could be gauged by how much we spend annually on tchotchkes? Self-storage facilities might also be an indicator of our love of trinkets. The assumption is that when we feel economically solid, we spend more on fluff decor. DemoMemo claims that the index peaked in 2000 and fell to it’s low in 2003.  The good news is that 2014 spending on useless bric-a-brac shows cautious optimism. We’re up from 2013, but less than 2012. So, if you’re feeling comfortable in the wallet – purchase a purely non-essential bauble and feel at peace with the universe.
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They all lived together in a Crooked Little House

Remember the nursery rhyme –
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
That’s what this category of Bad MLS photos reminds me of. There’s something about our amateur photo-taking abilities that results in crooked photos.  Take note when you look at your photos – we tilt to the right or the left. Some of us tilt more than others!
There are sites that allow you to straighten the photo, lighten or darken OR you can hire a professional photographer to do listing photos. But here’s some examples of agents/sellers who “did it my way” and their crooked results.
Warning – If you are prone to vertigo, this may bring on an episode!
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Along the Way

I like to take different roads to get to my routine destinations. Along the way, I notice things. Some make me smile. Some make me shake my head in puzzlement. Some make me do a U-turn to see if my eyes deceived me. Some compel me to take that route again and again. Sometimes I admire.  I always attempt to record with a photo (smart phones are a wonderful invention). Some thing I’ve noticed Along the Way:
  • A truck that had signage – Hillbilly Handyman.
  • A store to go with it – Hillbilly Palace Thrift Store.
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  • Larger the life picture of Ron Paul as yard ornamentation.
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  • Beautifully manicured and landscaped yard.
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  • The floor covering business that gives “free stimates”. (thought perhaps the letter came off, but opposite side was exactly the same)
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  • Broken plastic lawn chair with For Sale sign.
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  • Dog house with sign that says “Killer” – great security system.
  • The hidden house – so overgrown you can barely make out the roof line.
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  • Unusual paint colors on houses – lavender/purple exterior -stands out in the neighborhood.
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  • Street names – like Giggle or No Name.
  • “Where-did-they-get-that-why-did-they-put-it-in-their-yard” ornaments
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What’s your favorite along the way site?

Follow us on Pinterest – we have an “Along the Way” Board

with new things added as we find them.

   
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October is Breast Cancer Awareness month AND…

IMG_20121011_170213October has so many perks!  Beautiful colors,  lots of sunny days with cool sleeping-with-the-windows-open evenings, football, crunchy leaves, homemade soups, breast cancer awareness and Taste of Altoona!  What more could a person want?

The Eisenlauer Team will be at Taste of Altoona, Thur. Oct 17 from 5:00-8:00.  We will be doing a pink theme again to promote Breast Cancer Awareness. We will have PINK bags for you to pick up, pink cotton candy and be ready with any real estate needs you might have.

Here’s my rant about “themes of the month”.  Often, we are so inundated with themes and colors and special days that we become immune or de-sensitized. It’s just more “noise” that we have learned to shut out.  I understand that. I have gone for an annual mammogram for the last 10 years, at least. I have been called back for abnormalities. But 4 years ago, I was called back and then scheduled for a biopsy. The biopsy was positive for cancer and I prepared to “fight like a girl”.  We have been told by the press that annual mammograms are not necessary. I wonder if I’d had the same prognosis if my small lump had gone another year?  I say if there’s a female in your life – a mother, a sister, a wife, a neighbor, a co-worker – make this the month you’ll hold them accountable. Make sure they schedule the test. Make it an outing – take them to the appointment, then go to lunch, go shopping, go to a movie – but get it done!

Stop by the Eisenlauer Team booth at the taste of Altoona. Get your pink bag, cotton candy and ask us Real Estate questions. Hope you see you there!

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Not One, But Two Art Festivals!

How fortunate are we here in the central Iowa to have TWO major art festivals to attend. Even if you don’t have original art in your budget, there are so many reasons to attend!

  • Art Demonstrations
  • Live Music
  • Free interactive exhibits for children.
  • Food vendors
  • Film Festival
  • Sculpture Park
  • Unlimited People Watching
  • Downtown Art Festival website has schedule details.
  • Climate controlled shopping
  • An array of local artists, as well as out of state.
  • Hot chocolate chip cookies in a bucket ( a teaser to hold you over to the state fair!)
  • More free children’s activities.
  • Lots of free parking.
  • The Other Art Show ‘s schedule and additional information on their website.
  • Free shuttle bus between the two.

However you feel about the highbrow art, the abundance of out-of-state artists, the high price tags – you have to admit that if gives Des Moines notoriety, showcases our town, and gives us a great opportunity to experience a fun, exciting, affordable weekend. Hope you partake!

And in case you’d like the Eisenlauer Team’s opinion on that work of art before you buy, be sure to give us a call.

Bill  770-2455   Bob 979-2883

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Local Real Estate Buzz

Facebook plans to build in Altoona. North of I-80 and Bass Pro will be the new home of Facebook’s Tech Center.  There is some controversy about how much of an economic impact this will have on our local economy.  They will be building a “data center” – whatever that is.  It probably will not be built by local contractors. It will employ fewer than 30 people.  They are not elite tech positions – salaries expected to be $50,000/yr. They’ve received $18 million of incentives to locate in Altoona.  It looks like, at least on paper, Hubbell Realty is making a profit. Hubbell purchased the 197 acres in 2005 for $2.5 million with the intent to develop for residential construction. They sold to Facebook for $4.8 Million. Mortgage rates dropped again this week, according to CNN money.  You can get a 15 yr. fixed rate loan for a record low of 2.56%. The most popular term for a mortgage is 30-yr, that was at 3.35%. Greater Des Moines foreclosure rates decreased in February over the same period last year, according to real estate analytics firm CoreLogic Inc. The rate of foreclosures among outstanding mortgages was 2.3 percent, down from 2.65 percent in February 2012. The national foreclosure rate was 2.85 percent in February. The delinquency rate also dropped in Greater Des Moines, to 4.23 percent from 4.7 percent a year ago. Feed Energy’s parent company – Riley Resource Group has begun remodeling work on the former Lakeside Fitness Center building in Pleasant Hill.  30 of the 100 employees will be located in the newly remodeled building. The north side of the this building is predominately glass. Wouldn’t that be a great work view? Home ownership statistics for the 30-35 yr old age group still needs a boost. This is the age group that is typically  looked at, as an indicator of the housing market. If you’re in this age group and don’t yet own a house – give us a call and we’ll help you define the advantages of buying a home in today’s market. Eisenlauer Team, Easy to Work With…Hard to Beat!

Bill 770-2455  Bob 979-2883

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What to do with your Lawn??

I think it’s finally spring here in Polk County. I visited the Iowa State Extension website to see what tips I could pass onto homeowners concerning spring lawn care. Here’s what I found from my research:

  • Clean Up. Clear away branches that have fallen, sticks, litter that accumulates in snow drifts. Rake it all up, so the fresh grass comes in strong.
  • Aerate.  You can rent an aerator or hire someone with equipment to do the job. This breaks up the thatch and decompacts the soil.
  • If winter has killed some areas of grass – it’s  a good time to re-seed those areas.
  • The best time to fertilize is in the fall, but if that didn’t happen, do it now. 
  • When you start  mowing, remember to set your mower at about 3″.
  • After your lawn has been mowed a few times, spread broad- leaf herbicide. Liquid is most effective. If you use granular, wait till the lawn is wet so it will stick to the leaves.
A clean, green, neatly manicured lawn is always enticing to a new buyer. So, if you’re thinking about putting your house on the market, don’t neglect the first impression your lawn makes. And when you’re ready to list – call the Eisenlauer Team.

Bill – 770-2455   Bob 979-2883

 
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2013 Pantone Color of the Year – Emerald Green

Are you aware that, every year,  Pantone chooses a Color of the Year?  The color gurus pay attention to what’s being used globally – in fashion, graffiti, landscapes, cityscapes etc – and elect an honored color every year. According to Pantone, Emerald Green promotes balance and harmony.  The perception of emerald is sophistication. It’s the color of money. It indicates new growth, and a fresh start. It is lively and radiant – Look to nature for inspiration – pair it with yellow and oranges for an energizing jolt. Emerald is lush – a jewel tone. Think of other jewel tones to pair it with – purples, blues, reds, black and golds. Balance and harmony – Let the emerald be the pop of rich color against neutral backdrop of grays, whites, muted yellow or blues. Now that you’re aware  of the color for 2013 – take notice if you see it in your world. In clothes, jewelry, designer fabrics, printed materials, furniture, exterior color of business, front door of a home.

And if you want color design advice – call the Eisenlauer Team. We can steer you to the people who “know”

Bill 770-2455   Bob 979-2883

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Design Trends 2013

The speaker at our local Chamber lunch club talked about the Design Trends for 2013. Apparently there a couple groups of elite people somewhere in Germany and another remote location who get together behind closed doors and decide for all of us – This Year’s Trends! Well, the information has been gathered and some of the trends we are to follow are:
  • Tactile Texture – objects that beg you to reach out and touch them. They could be soft, rough, bumpy – texture in the visual and literal sense.
  • African inflluence – beyond the animal prints, carved pieces and wrought iron frames perhaps covered with animal skins.
  • Floral prints with white background – sort of Granny’s shabby chic.
  • Pastel colors – think shades of Easter.
  • Graphic Retro – chevron, stripes with a modern updated twist.
  • Hand sketching and wall writing – think blackboard walls with lines of handwritten verses, the words create a pattern, even on a ceiling.
  • DIY – Re- purpose old one-of-a-kind items into a current use creating unique decorative items.
  • High gloss paint. Try it on an accessory piece for a pop of accent color.
What’s your favorite decorating idea? Would love to hear from you, see photos etc.

The Eisenlauer Team    Easy to Work With…Hard to Beat!   www.eisenlauerteam.com

Bill  770-2455   Bob  979-2883